Thursday, March 3, 2011

al-kisahh..

hye sume.... pg nih aku nak crita pasal wanita kehilangan suami dan anjingnya...
tp crita ni aku dpt dr e-mail..
kalau korang dh baca korang layan je la...
hee.. kisah ni dlm bahasa inggeris..
so apa2 pun korang layan je la...



Missing Husband
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband

Inspector: What is his height

Woman: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Woman Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes

Woman: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair

Woman: Should be black

Inspector: What was he wearing

Woman: I don't remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying

Inspector:
Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!


moral value yg ada dlm cte ni aku pun xtau...
nampak gayanya si isteri lebih sayang kat anjing... hehe.. 


p/s: kesian kat suami tuh... haha

2 comments:

Kaoshi said...

kesian istri juga sbb suami xnak temankan dia makan dan joging bersama.
terpaksa habiskan masa dengan anjing je.

perpatih_kenyalang said...

anjing tu lagi bernilai dr si suami.. haha...