Thursday, March 3, 2011

al-kisahh..

hye sume.... pg nih aku nak crita pasal wanita kehilangan suami dan anjingnya...
tp crita ni aku dpt dr e-mail..
kalau korang dh baca korang layan je la...
hee.. kisah ni dlm bahasa inggeris..
so apa2 pun korang layan je la...



Missing Husband
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband

Inspector: What is his height

Woman: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Woman Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes

Woman: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair

Woman: Should be black

Inspector: What was he wearing

Woman: I don't remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying

Inspector:
Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!


moral value yg ada dlm cte ni aku pun xtau...
nampak gayanya si isteri lebih sayang kat anjing... hehe.. 


p/s: kesian kat suami tuh... haha

2 comments:

Unknown said...

kesian istri juga sbb suami xnak temankan dia makan dan joging bersama.
terpaksa habiskan masa dengan anjing je.

muhamad yusri said...

anjing tu lagi bernilai dr si suami.. haha...